My fellow residents and I don’t even talk about this bill even a little bit....– Doctors React To The Survival Of Obamacare (via buzzfeed)
Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not...– Monica Sjoo and Barbara Mor, The Great Cosmic Mother - Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via rabbitinthemoon)
The slow decrease in my writing skill greatly saddens me.
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone) Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things. (via interactivesleep)
did-you-kno: An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a Soccer match to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them. Brazil won the match and their football organization replied to the ad. Source
We didn’t raise the Statue of Liberty with its back to the world. We raised it...– President Obama, “A Nation of Laws and a Nation of Immigrants” (via barackobama)
Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via starsgowaltzing) Go OFF Mama!!!! (via sonofbaldwin)
Anybody else think that Lin is gonna become a...
Really I can imagine the conversation
Iroh: Hey, thank you for what you’ve done
Lin: I’ve done nothing. And I can’t do anything
Iroh: No. You’ve done a lot. I… I really idolized you growing up. You were always so confident in yourself.
Lin: Oh. Thank You. But now it’s you that is in charge.
Iroh: *stares longingly at Lin*
Jinora is only 2 years younger than Aang when he defeated the Fire Lord. Think about how much more awesome she’ll be in 2 years.
brushedteeth: cjampn: imanic: goreandmutilation: actually my life always reblog. someone tell me what this is please this looks like a scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philly Dee, the douchey-horny guy, the dancing, and lyrics. Bitch, it’s from Teen Witch. MY CHILDHOOD
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
can we all appreciate how Lin Beifong is a...
I want somebody to gif it. GIF IT NOW
thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: A young lad’s 21st birthday turns into a Burtonesque fantasy — thanks to the miracle of alcohol! — in director Stephen Sotor‘s musical Nightmare Before Christmas spoof “What’s This? A Beer?” You can tell it’s a fantasy because he hasn’t touched beer before coming of legal age. [mpviral]
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
leftbrain-dead: can we all just take the time to acknowledge that this actually happened at some point in the past
Stadtäffchen: Okay, so I have always sworn by... →
westward-in-space: Okay, so I have always sworn by acting crazy when a stranger looks like they’re about to start shit, but I have never seen it done with as much pizazz as it was by this girl that just passed my building. I was just having a cigarette on my terrace when I heard some hisses and catcalls and…