I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Am I the only person who gets irrationally angry at pretty people who are actually nice? It’s like, you’re so pretty, there HAS to be something wrong with you. You’re probably a rude asshole. NOPE! You’re nice too! That means that people will love you forever while I go cry in a corner and contemplate about how I’m not as nice or pretty as you. Poop.
But in reality. I really like that they’re nice and not assholes. I’m just a jealous little loser.
According to Yahoo, tumblr is worth $1.1 billion. According to tumblr, there are 108 million blogs on tumblr.
That means that each blog, on average, is worth about ten dollars and 18.5 cents.
Congratulations, your blog is worth less than a large one topping pizza at Pizza Hut.
hahahahaha this post gets all the awards… Oh well, so much for our egos!